March 2011
98 posts
That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay on the line when you're shopping, and when you're almost near the cashier, they're not even back yet.
You start freaking out like crazy..
But then they make it on time. LOL
That terrifying moment when you realise you're starting to get attached to someone.
Your crush walks in the room,
Your friend instantly turns to you and is like
And you’re just like,
When I'm trying to diet
Yes! I’m gonna get fit like
Then I see a brownie and I’m like
So I eat it and then I get pissed at myself like
But then I realize I can just start again tomorrow so it’s okay
A poem for your Ex.
Roses are red, violets are blue
I am in love, but not with you
When we broke up, you thought I would cry
But that was over another guy.
You told your friends I was a trick
I told mine you had no d**k
I said I love you and you thought it’s true,
Well, guess what asshole,
You got played too.
Being kissed in the forehead.
I think that’s the sweetest thing.
^Sweeter than a kiss on the lips. :)
That awkward moment when you open an exam paper and can't even answer the first question
I hate when girls intentionally bend down in pictures so that their boobs hang out.
sweetheart, if i wanted to see a pair of boobs i would have looked down my own top. put them away, k thanks.
